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Milking the cow

Added: November 16 2005       Rating: 3.00     Rate It     Hits: 

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" 
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. 
Man: So what happened that's so horrible? 
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. 
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. 
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. 
Man: So what happened then? 
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. 
Man: and then? 
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. 
Man: Again? 
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. 
Man: So, what did you do then? 
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. 
Man: and then? 
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. 
Man: Hmmm... 
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. 
Man: So, what did you do? 
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....

 

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