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The Test!

Added: March 15 2006       Rating: 3.00     Rate It     Hits: 

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. 

The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. 

The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!" 

Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. 
The patron takes a sip...same reaction. 

But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron. 

Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied. 

All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. 

He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says: 
"Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. 

"That tastes like pee!," he shoots back at the drunk. 

The drunk replies: "It ish. Now how old am I?"


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