of Beer'' song gets stuck in an infinite
At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999,
Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.0; the
Pentium* V turns back into an 8088, and the
Handsome User is left holding a beautiful
Internet Movie Database now lists ''1901: A
Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only
Sales of Coca-Cola jump drastically after
original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal
Software engineers point out that since
computers think it's almost 1900, we
technically have to ''party like it's 1899''
(which, frankly, doesn't seem like that much
Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new
standard of the ''Gatesian'' Calendar.
Jesus shows up late for His Second Coming;
blames it on COBOL programmers.
Using a computerized adoption service, Michael
Jackson mistakenly takes home some
Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers
results in severe personnel shortage at