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A lawyer's dog, running about

Added: March 21 2006       Rating: 3.00     Rate It     Hits: 

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, ''if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?'' 

''Absolutely,'' the lawyer responded. 

The butcher immediately shot back, ''Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning.'' 

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. 

The contents read ''Consultation: $25.00.''

 

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