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Actual Court Sayings!

Added: February 01 2006       Rating: 2.00     Rate It     Hits: 

30 things people actually said in court 

Question 1. 
Q: What is your date of birth? 
A: July 15th 
Q: What year? 
A: Every year. 

Question 2. 
Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? 
A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks. 

Question 3. 
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory 
A: Yes. 
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
A: I forget. 
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten? 

Question 4. 
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? 
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which. 
Q: How long has he lived with you? 
A: 45 years 

Question 5. 
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? 
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?" 
Q: And why did that upset you? 
A My name is Susan. 

Question 6. 
Q: And where was the location of the accident? 
A: Approximatly milepost 499. 
Q: And where is milepost 499? 
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. 

Question 7. 
Q: Sir, What is your IQ? 
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. 

Question 8. 
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? 
A: After the accident? 
Q: Before the accident. 
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. 

Question 9. 
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? 
A: We both do. 
Q: Voodoo? 
A: We do. 
Q: You do? 
A: Yes, Voodoo. 

Question 10. 
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendent, were you red and blue lights flashing? 
A: Yes 
Q: Did the defendent say anything when she got out of her car? 
A: Yes sir 
Q: What did she say? 
A: What disco am I at? 

Question 11. 
Q: Now doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning? 

Question 12. 
Q: The youngest son, the 22 year old, how old is he? 

Question 13. 
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? 

Question 14. 
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? 

Question 15. 
Q: Did he kill you? 

Question 16. 
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision? 

Question 17. 
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? 

Question 18. 
Q: How many times have you committed suicide? 

Question 19. 
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
A: Yes. 
Q: What were you doing at the time? 

Question 20. 
Q: She had three children right? 
A: Yes. 
Q: How many were boys? 
A: none. 
Q: Were there any girls? 

Question 21. 
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? 
A: yes 
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? 

Question 22. 
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather eleborate honeymoon, didnt you? 
A: I went to Europe, Sir. 
Q: And you took your new wife? 

Question 23. 
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? 
A: By death. 
Q: And by whose death was it terminated? 

Question 24. 
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? 
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. 

Question 25. 
Q: Can you describe the individual? 
A: He was about medium height and had a beard. 
Q: Was this a male or female? 

Question 26. 
Q: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? 
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. 

Question 27. 
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK,? What school did you go to? 
A: Oral 

Question 28. 
Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body? 
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. 
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? 
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. 

Question 29. 
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? 

Question 30. 
Q:Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 
A: No. 
Q: Did you check for blood pressure? 
A: No. 
Q: Did you check for breathing? 
A: No. 
Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 
A: No. 
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? 
A: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar. 
Q: But could the patien have still been alive nevertheless? 
A: It is possible that he coulkd have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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