A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in
the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back
into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back
in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars
you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.
" The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can
of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff
as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The
grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair
spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather
comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.
" The grandfather replies,
"I know. That's from your grandma."