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Politically Correct Statements

Added: February 29 2006       Rating: 4.00     Rate It     Hits: 

10) He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 
9) He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. 

8)He does not get lost all the time; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 

7) He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 

6) He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 

5) He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT. 

4) He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION. 

3) He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA. 

2) He is not a bad dancer with no rhythm; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 

1) He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.


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