and Jack decide to apply for jobs at a
mine that had opened nearby. After
sitting in the waiting room for a
while, Jack gets called in for his
The boss asks Jack if he had worked
underground mines before? Jack says
that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under
ground he worked?
Jack says, "Oh, about 8 to 10
The boss says, "Mines are a lot
deeper than that, get out of here -
you're no miner!"
On his way out, Jack tells John to
tell the boss that he worked real deep
underground so he could get the job.
John gets called in.
The boss asks John if he had worked
underground mines before?
John says, "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he
John says, "I used to work in a
mine 20,000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow!
That is incredible!, "What kind
of lights did you use in a mine so
John says, "Oh, I didn't need a
light, I worked on the day